Midnight Meat Train

Movie: Midnight Meat Train
Year: 2008
Date Watched: Saturday, September 12
Top Stars: Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Brooke Shields, Vinnie Jones
Recommendation: Heck to the no. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Senseless gore with no explanation for why any of this is taking place. Hero turns heel, damsel in distress gets killed, and we have no idea why any of these killings are taking place. They try to conclude with some random explanation about the meat-eating aliens showing up before earth and they apparently like to ride the trains or some crap. An absolute waste of time with gore for the sake of gore and no plausible explanations for how a conductor is running a train where killings are taking place.